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Amazon Anne's avatar

I'm Wonder-bread white and I came across this yesterday. I literally spent over an hour reading the comments (I’m retired, so I’ve got time!) and holding my sides laughing my lily white ass off.

Debby L Fogle's avatar

Same here, the comment section was golden. My sides hurt after my niece sent this shit to me. . . just like the fools to expect they can keep others away. During Pride month last month I also saw where they wanted to have a straight parade, not realizing the rest of the calendar belong to them!! Just good old fashiion ignorance at play

Janet L Casas's avatar

Same, Girl💙🤣💙🤣💙🤣💙🤣. Same.

Josie Esquivel's avatar

You are not lily white! You, too, have Lucy's DNA!

Amazon Anne's avatar

You’ve never seen my ass. It’s extremely white.

Josie Esquivel's avatar

Get some sun 🌞 on that ass! It's free Vit D!

Amazon Anne's avatar

NO thanks! Skin cancer runs in my family.

Guy Person's avatar

🤣🫶🏽🫶🏽👏🏽🤌🏽

moná.thomas's avatar

i’m in tears. more of this energy i beg. we gotta be uncomfortable, now everyone’s uncomfortable.

Morgan Taveras's avatar

I love when people report on the meta platforms so I don't have to go over there and see for myself. 🙏🏽🫶🏽

El Hudson's avatar

Good! Do more of that shit. And don’t forget to buy Mt. Olive pickles, because they took one look at the Confederate flags in DC yesterday and noped right out of there. Said that crap violated their principles and they weren’t playing.

Phaedra's avatar

They sold me. They will be the only relish I put in my potato salad from now on

Josie Esquivel's avatar

Good company for their workers too!

Jean's avatar

Best thing I’ve read on this July 4 given that Nazis flying American and Confederate flags are marching in DC.

Don Quixote's Reckless Son's avatar

I don't know about that. I've quite enjoyed reading about Trump's "Great American State Fair". What a shitshow! Between that and the reflecting pool fiasco I've overdosed on schadenfreude.

Jean's avatar

From my vantage point, it was great comic relief Which I was craving.💜

Jean's avatar

I have to say how impressed I am that you can spell that last word as I cannot even begin to pronounce it.💜

Josie Esquivel's avatar

Just clear your throat!

Jean's avatar

Doesn’t help.🤣

Mark Jacob Wood's avatar

Why wouldn’t Nazis fly Nazi flags?

Lynn's avatar

What a hoot !! Am loving this 💚

(Just what we needed after those 400 cowardly KKK masked marchers in DC yesterday shaming our country on our 250th.)

Would loved to see a dancing video of folks celebrating their non whiteness - am finally experiencing some laughter after totally skipping the national July 4th clown show disaster - listened to fav music all day.

The beautiful brave young black lady on a bus full of masked white racists is the only real and lasting memory will have from yesterday - she is my personal heroine along with hero Major Watson.

Rise up America !

Resist America !

Take back our country !

Josie Esquivel's avatar

This is America and every limp-dick idiot has free speech too!

Tim McFarlane Studio's avatar

I don’t do anything on FB anymore, but this is gold!😂🤣

KingRayVet's avatar

Their reels are off-the-chain funny. I'm going to miss those.

Brittany Bell's avatar

Witnessed this in real time. So funny

Suzanne's avatar

I spit my coffee I'm laughing so hard ty

TJ's avatar

That wasn’t a spit take; the coffee just dribbled out of the hole in your brainpan.

Shannon Maher's avatar

Report and block TJ the hate filled asshole who has brought down the value of this neighborhood. Bye TJ. Go play with your friends. The mansplaining gentrification isn’t required here…

Josie Esquivel's avatar

They play rough! Few survive.

Diane Zzzzz's avatar

TJ has installed the Charlie Kirk hole in the neck garden fountain.

TJ's avatar

I am pretty sure Suzies hole is in the side of her head, to allow for easy wash-out and cleaning.

Josie Esquivel's avatar

TJ, can you name the parts of the brain 🧠 pan? Most essential parts of the autonomic nervous system.

TJ's avatar

Correct. That’s why blacks can twerk.

Ellen-Juanita Davis's avatar

I PRAY THAT THE LIVING GOD REDEEMS YOUR IGNANT BEHIND!🥱👣

Ellen-Juanita Davis's avatar

IGNANT IS THE BLACK SLANG FOR IGNORANT, LIKE PO PO IS SLANG FOR THE POLICE AND AIN'T DONE THAT IN A MINUTE MEANS AN EXTRA LONG TIME.🤔👣

TJ's avatar

Ah. Well there’s the problem, I speak Spanish and English, but not black.

Ellen-Juanita Davis's avatar

TJ, you may speak English and Spanish and you say you don't speak black, BUT YOU SURE AS HECK DON'T SPEAK THE HUMAN EMPATHY LANGUAGE EITHER---CUZ U IS IGNANT!🤔🤗👣

BLONDE LEGALLY 🙋🏼‍♀️🧩🔍⚖️✨🦋's avatar

I’d join but afraid I’d “dilute” the new awesome membership drive!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep sharing

This is internet GOLD!!

Jennifer Newell's avatar

This is amazing!This is amazing!

chandra's avatar

The only July 4th content that matters

StoneHookDesigns's avatar

This is what raw joy looks like.. on so many levels. I’m Canadian and was feeling down about what should have been an epic celebration of my neighbours’ 250th turning into “the rot heard ‘round the world”. Now, I am uplifted by this jaw-dropping awesomeness ❤️

Cindy's avatar

What a fantastic idea! So proud of everyone who participated in this great event on what should be Independence Day for everyone.

JCL's avatar

This old white lady is laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣. I love this stuff.

Tony's avatar

I don’t have a Facebook account anymore. My god, I wish I did. I LOVE us.

M. F. Hopkins's avatar

Same here. However, I can get some laughs here.